Hi,
Your question is super long, not 100% clear, and your attitude is negative. Not the best approach if you need assistance from people.
In any event, I help train people to give investor pitches and to be public speakers/lectures. I also teach entrepreneurship at a university and give guest talks.
I'm happy to give you a free 15 minute call to try understand your needs and your products/services. After the initial call, if I have any valuable advice, we can schedule another short paid call.
I've successfully helped over 300 entrepreneurs and would be happy to try and help you.
Be positive, positive things will come to you.
Good luck

Generally you'll alway do best...

1) Doing your own pitches.

2) Pitching to large groups interested in your product/service.

You will always know your business better than anyone else.

You should be the face of your business, not some random person you hire.

Research how the gruff + curmudgeonly + unkempt Dan Kennedy built a multi-million/year business from speaking a few times each year.

Guarantee: Once you see one of Dan Kennedy's talks, likely you'll scratch your head + say... wow... I can do that good...

One of Dan's greatest legacies is he showed many of how to speak our way to great fortunes by providing the model of how to speak in our own voices... sharp edges + all...

Hey there,

I run a global pitch consultancy focused on helping startups, scale ups, accelerators and governments to convince anyone, anytime and anywhere.

Who am I? I'm a Master's Professor in International Communications, have worked on tens of thousands of pitch decks, train founders and investors alike to close unicorn deals (with sales to companies like to Facebook, Google, AWS, etc.), and am an advisor on deep tech scale ups and global innovation in the startup ecosystem for the European Union.

If you're looking for assurances, I can tell you that we also offer no cure no pay compensation options as well. Which means that we only get paid if you do.

The choice is yours. Happy to schedule a quick call to see if I can help you, and then arrange a paid call at your convenience.

First of all, there is no such thing as a 100% hit rate in sales. So you can forget about your presentation convincing 100% of buyers. That’s called being naive. Secondly, as I see many people here offering their own services, I’ll ask, why do you think someone else is better at communicating YOUR value proposition to YOUR customer-base than you are? If you need help with the visuals, I get it, but it’s your prospect, your product, your value proposition. You can’t outsource that.

Hi,
I think I can help you. I'm am an experienced CEO, entrepreneur, strategist, and business developer. I've done many pitches for my own start-ups and helped other entrepreneurs create their own. I've pitched in numerous business plan contests (and won a few!), pitched multimillion dollar projects, and everything in between.

I think I can help you over 2 quick calls. During the 1st call, I can listen to what you have and give you some pointers. That'll give you enough to work on your pitch for a day or two. Then we can have a 2nd call for you to rehearse your pitch and I'll give you some more pointers for fine tuning.

This approach has worked for others. If you like it, just set-up a call and we'll take it from there.

Let's talk! I might be able to help. It all depends on what you are selling and to whom you want to sell! (First call is gratis, of course!)